Dear Stupid Pregnant Woman in the Elevator,
Not only did you violate commandment 3 & 7 of my "The 10 Commandments of Elevator Riding" but you are also violating LIFE. I am appalled and disgusted that you are smoking while pregnant. Let me break this down for you: Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.
Cigarettes contain dangerous chemicals, including nicotine, carbon monoxide, and tar. It has been proven that smoking significantly increases the risk of numerous pregnancy complications, some of which can lead to miscarriage and stillbirth.
And you made it my business when you walked into the elevator, smelling like an ashtray and complaining that you feel a "little out of breathe". NOT SHIT SHERLOCK! And the way you reacted to my advice shows me not only that you are an uneducated creature but also the epitome of a dumb-ass ignorant bitch.
Kind Regards,
A Simaratin passing by.
aka
Me
Not only did you violate commandment 3 & 7 of my "The 10 Commandments of Elevator Riding" but you are also violating LIFE. I am appalled and disgusted that you are smoking while pregnant. Let me break this down for you: Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.
Cigarettes contain dangerous chemicals, including nicotine, carbon monoxide, and tar. It has been proven that smoking significantly increases the risk of numerous pregnancy complications, some of which can lead to miscarriage and stillbirth.
And you made it my business when you walked into the elevator, smelling like an ashtray and complaining that you feel a "little out of breathe". NOT SHIT SHERLOCK! And the way you reacted to my advice shows me not only that you are an uneducated creature but also the epitome of a dumb-ass ignorant bitch.
Kind Regards,
A Simaratin passing by.
aka
Me
