Smoking and Pregnancy Don't Mix!

Dear Stupid Pregnant Woman in the Elevator,

Not only did you violate commandment 3 & 7 of my "The 10 Commandments of Elevator Riding" but you are also violating LIFE. I am appalled and disgusted that you are smoking while pregnant. Let me break this down for you: Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.

Cigarettes contain dangerous chemicals, including nicotine, carbon monoxide, and tar. It has been proven that smoking significantly increases the risk of numerous pregnancy complications, some of which can lead to miscarriage and stillbirth.

And you made it my business when you walked into the elevator, smelling like an ashtray and complaining that you feel a "little out of breathe". NOT SHIT SHERLOCK! And the way you reacted to my advice shows me not only that you are an uneducated creature but also the epitome of a dumb-ass ignorant bitch.

Kind Regards,
A Simaratin passing by.
aka
Me

Resurrection: Hippology 2.0

I've decided to resurrect my blog.

The resurrection of hippology is the sacerdotal belief that my creative juices have returned to life on the Sunday following the Friday on which they were executed by crucifixion. The execution of my creative juices happened on a very murky day after graduating with my bachelors, where I was sucked into the torturous dark corporate world, chained by thoughts of climbing the corporate ladder and tortured by my inner voracity of rising higher and higher. Four long and strenuous years later, a masters degree in one hand and a managerial role in a multinational company in the other; I am bored with this rat race.


Even though I have achieved a number of significant accomplishments that I am proud of, the one that represents who I am the most is my decision to transform myself and focus on the development of my inner goddess through a conscious lifestyle. Yes, I focused on my health and wellbeing: Exercise, clean food, and a work-life balance. This is my ray of sunshine, the fire to my fuel, my Downy puppy frolicking through a roll of tissue paper on the smooth, white ceramic floor of an advertisement bathroom; this is my passion. This inspires me!

I will not however dedicate this blog to fitness and healthy living. This is awfully overdone by a number of bloggers and fitness companies, and the newest method of imprinting. This lifestyle is not for everyone, so no matter how much someone preaches and bombards you with facts and figures, you will never comply to it if you don’t believe in it. So…

Hippology 2.0 will be about life, decisions, adventures, ambitions, lows/highs and casual journeys through my meticulous mind; with no apologies!

Here we go…..